witchofcarcosa:

becausebirds:

Apparently owls melt in direct sunlight.

This is absolutely my favorite photoset

coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

iloveclementines:

sarrzuu:

@iloveclementines

me


brihasthedopestshit:

😭😭😭😭

cullenrutherford:

rosswoodpark:

is selling pickles in movie theaters really just a Texas thing ?? like…. I can’t imagine going to a movie and NOT getting a pickle like… WHAT!!

what the fuck is going on in texas

(Source: weirdnessisgood)

the “I won first place in the eating so many donuts i puke” Olympics

garbageastrology:

CAPRICORN, Virgo, Cancer

littlekingcorona:

Me: Will this be on the test?

Professor:

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

robotnerdgirl:

Just how bad did his date go, exactly?

(Source: unflavoredwaxedfloss20)